As a kid I remember on hot coco and smores by the fire. I have never seen this conundrum before. It would be similar to calling food at state fairs healthy. Euphoniously titled I know you cannot have something frozen hot but I have always liked hot chocolate and having it as a frozen drink did not disappoint. To be honest it would it takes more like a chocolate milk shake but it was still fantastic. Cheap and simple and coffee free, Big Trains Frozen Hot Chocolate makes a great simple treat. These are sold 3.5lbs bulk bags as well!